Disclaimer:Stormypopsicle suggested this plot device on
Tumblr.It
was fun working this out.None of
this is mine.Transformers belong to Hasbro, IDW, Takara,
Steven Spielberg, etc.Beauty
and the
Beast belongs to Disney.Bakura
and any
other references to Yugioh belongs to Kazuki Takahashi,
NAS, and TV Tokyo.
PROLOGUE
A
long time ago, well, not that long ago, there was this King
that could never
crack a smile.He
was too serious and no
matter who came to his court, no one could make him
successfully laugh much
less crack a smile.Those
who failed
were sent to the gallows to be executed by Tarn just
because…
Anyway,
one day, this magical guy came to the door…a sorcerer of
sorts.The
sorcerer was Grimlock, yes, the smart
one, not the dumb cartoon guy, the smart one from the comic.The dynobot
sorcerer walked in and stood
before the serious king.
“Your
Lord, I am Grimlock from, um, well...” The Dinobot grabbed
the script and began
to read. “Can’t I come from New Jersey or something like
that?Where the
hell is Yorkshire!”
“I
don’t think New Jersey is any better than Yorkshire. Yorkshire is in
England.” Magnus said bored
out of his mind.
“I
don’t have a British accent!They should
have cast Bakura for this part!” Grimlock threw the script
down.
“Wrong
series.” Magnus pointed out. “And anyway, he stole the
hubcaps off Sunstreaker
last week.”
“Oh
bugger.” Grimlock growled. “Okay, I am here to make you
crack a smile at
least.”
“You
know that if you fail, you’ll be executed.” Magnus said in
his quiet monotonous
voice.
“You
know you’ll have to catch me first, right?” Grimlock
challenged.
“Okay
then.Since you
proposed a challenge,
I’ll let you try.” Magnus said as Grimlock raised a brow.
“It
doesn’t take much to sway you, does it?” The dynobot asked.
“Not
usually.” The King leaned his chin on his left hand. “Go
ahead.Try to
make me laugh.” He spun his right
finger in the air.
“Okay…Gobots
is better than Transformers.” Grimlock started as Magnus
snorted. “Star Scream
is smarter than Megatron.” Magnus began to quirk a smile.
“Optimus’s alt mode
is the Good Humor Ice Cream truck!”
“BLASPHEMY!!!YOU JUST INSULTED ROBOT JESUS!!!!!GUARDS!!!! “
Magnus shouted as he stood up.
In
self-defense, Grimlock transformed to his prehistoric form
of a tyrannosaurus
rex and then let out an Earth shattering roar that made the
guards run the
other direction in fear and the stained glass break.Transforming back,
Grimlock made sure no one
else challenged him before he faced the King again.
“Robot
Jesus?Really.You’re an idiot
and because you’re an idiot,
I am going to give you a little gift…well, not that little,
but it’s something
you can’t return.” Grimlock said as Magnus quirked a brow.
“Since you caused
the deaths of those who tried to make you try to crack a
smile, not that I am
not happy that some are dead, I AM going to give you
something you may not
like.”
Grimlock
unsubspaced his red sword and pointed it at Magnus.In turn, the King
unsubspaced his sword and
pointed it at the dynobot.
“Put
that away.It
ain’t gonna work!”
Grimlock ordered as the tip of his sword glowed and then
shot a beam of light
in the center of Ultra Magnus’s chest hitting his spark.“I have cursed
you…well I have cursed you
behind your back in the past, but YOU ARE CURSED!!!You will
forever be a beast because you’re a
jackass and the only way you’re going to have it broken is
if someone can
actually put up with your big stupid ass!It doesn’t have to be true love!It could just be someone who could tolerate you!”
“Fair
enough.” Magnus agreed.
“Oh
shut up!” Grimlock said as he watched the King slowly turn
into a robotic
beast…well…he looked like a humanoid lion. “And Rodimus is
supposed to free
you?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!You’re doomed!”
Grimlock kept laughing as he
walked to the door. “Oh and by the way, all your subjects
and servants are
dishes and crap!Don’t
break them now or
it’s on you!”The
dynobot laughed as he
walked out.
Ultra
Magnus looked around as he noticed a lot of the Autobots
were turned into
silverware and plates.They looked up at
him fearful of what was to come next.
“Okay!Which
one of you is the toilet paper!” Magnus
growled as they all scattered leaving dust in their wake.
“HEY!!!COME
BACK HERE!!!I
ASKED A LEGITIMATE QUESTION!!!”
